5 Worst Valentine’s Gifts

If you’re feeling sour rather than sweet about your 21010 Valentine, we’ve got suggestions for the Five Worst Valentine’s Gifts ever. These are little somethings that are guaranteed to offend.  If you risk giving them, be ready to handle the fall out, or make sure the (misplaced?) object of your affections has a great sense of humor.

1) Sex for Dummies Book

2) Installing two person loo for your loved one to poo at the same time as you

3) Underwear to fit two people

4) Chocolate scale to remind her that she’s got lots to lose

5) Remove your own dead skin and fallen hair

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